she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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