She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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