is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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