Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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