Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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