she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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