Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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