your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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