Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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