dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i will never coherently bang her
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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