I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just pee around me
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
