yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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