Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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