Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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