He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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