So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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