do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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