We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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