I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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