ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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