This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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