real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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