It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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