My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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