oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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