Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
