i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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