Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So much rum. So many feels.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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