dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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