'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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