the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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