i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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