was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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