wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize