Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
