if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
