nut hugger
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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