i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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