I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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