Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
