I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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