Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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