Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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