So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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