we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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