I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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