Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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