drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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