I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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