STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
