He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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