North Korea, Best Korea!
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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